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Sorry, I don't know how to be emo so if you're looking for emo shit then I politely suggest you head elsewhere.


Beauty at its finest

Beauty at its finest

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— 3 weeks ago with 157 notes

mackenziefrenzie:

OUR PILOT WAS JUST LIKE “ladies and gentlemen…i hope you realize you aren’t on a normal flight..” AND HIS TONE WAS ALL SERIOUS AND EVERYONE JUST PAUSED AND I STARTED HAVING A PANIC ATTACK THINKING IT WAS A TERRORIST ATTACK OR SOMETHING AND THEN HE CASUALLY GOES “we now have 100 calorie oreo snack packs to offer you” I CANT FEEL MY LEGS

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— 8 months ago with 220229 notes
Seriously.

Get over yourself already.

— 9 months ago

landofthycreeps:

#

Now that is a mothafuckin quote right there!

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— 9 months ago with 666885 notes
"If my son were gay,
I’d slap him
With a nice high five.
Because coming out to your dad,
Takes balls that most men don’t have.
If my son were gay,
I’d beat the hell out of him.
Because he said he was better than me
At Super Smash.
(He basically was asking
For me to kick his ass.)
If my son were gay,
I’d kick him out of the house.
Because why waste June on video games,
When there are sports to be played?
And just because he likes making out with boys,
Doesn’t mean he can’t tackle the shit out of them, too.
If my son were gay,
I’d call him a douche.
But only because this morning,
He ate the last peanut butter cup in the house.
(The jerk knows they’re my favorite.)
If my son were gay,
I’d still give him the talk.
I just wouldn’t have to worry about a baby in nine months.
If my son were gay,
I’d make fun of what he wears.
Because damn, son,
Those heels don’t go with that dress.
If my son were gay,
I’d tell him to be proud.
Because you’re human no matter the gender
On the other side of your mouth.
If my son were gay,
Nothing would be different at all.
Except that twenty years down the line,
I’ll be expecting a handsome son-in-law."

"If My Son Were Gay" - Nishat Ahmed (via sickwithsyllables)

Bringing this back for today.

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— 10 months ago with 248876 notes

liusbian:

my bias is fuckin weird

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— 10 months ago with 14019 notes
Your grammar is as good as a gorilla’s

Your grammar is as good as a gorilla’s

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— 10 months ago with 410759 notes